Spot Available - Scrum Down Ruck Over Drink Up

16/01/17 00:31
We have a spot or two now available in the guild, so we're looking for people that fit and want a long term place to call home

About Us
We have people in most timezones, so we have chat and banter 24 hours a day, as well as massively keen ocd bunnies who'll die trying to improve you or make you want to drink with him (Cheets I'm looking at you!). We are currently on a 54 unbeaten streak in the GvG (51 wins, 3 draws) and have our very own Napoleon orchestrating the tactics on that side. We are completely MB free, especially in GvG matches, so if it's Au Natural you like then we smell divine. We are a little odd, a little crude and a little bit of everything your mum warned you about and we need more of the same

About You
You should be smart, well dressed and hung like a moose. If not just someone who plays clean, likes to chat and be active, enjoys challenging yourself and is yearning for that place to call home

About the Position
We are looking for well set people who have at least 2, ideally 3, strategy buildings and are keen to improve and part of what is pound for pound a top 10 guild

Please apply for the position here, or alternatively feel free to play myself and at least 2 RH's once so we know you want the invite, and if you fit our modest criteria you'll get an invite and let's get you settled into a place you'll never be allowed to leave (Tagging and Stalking optional)
16/01/17 01:05
We have to be hung like a moose? Guess there are 3 openings now
16/01/17 01:09
Moose is just ideal, mouse is also acceptable