Streaker

I had a streaker run on in the 67th minute of a Championship game. He appeared to be intoxicated. He tried to kiss my blindside flanker and then was apprehended by several police officers. Is this a bug?
solution dont smoke crack
Was he riding a unicorn?
I have one too. But he has the number 12 sprayed on his back. He runs to tackle the opposing 10, then gets scared and cuts inside to leave a massive gap for the 10 to go and score a try.