Great UI, very poor game play!

We are the Hutchie :

I need new socks :

Cheers for all the tips guys do i also put my defense speed to zero?

Now you are just being silly. BM explained that defense speed should be 3.

Damm it i almost stuffed that up
No, no, no guys...everything to zero and kick to 14.
While that is a solid strat it sure isn't eejit
That's just my "1st half eejit" online strategy......my "2nd half eejit" online strategy is a trade secret
Oh man, another layer to eejitness!?!? What are we to do now?
Damm it i havent even got my first eejit strat sorted now i need another one
Waspy Tiger :

Kick to 13 is a good start.. .

Waspy's strategy advice is gaining support. Check out the thread Speed 10 vs speed 40 under Questions.
Actually, I think I will replicate my "Lose" strategy, call it "Eeejit" and delete the old one.
You can call it eejit, I'm calling mine ian