Adjusting a Winston Churchill famous sentence:

Never in the history of football so many penaltys were miss by so many

On the other hand

Never in the history of football so many free kicks were score with such ease

And also

Never so many GKs were able to stop so many times a 1 on 1. Its just bloody marvellous. I hope my real GK could be such a superman. Would make a ton of money with the lad, that i would
Very true
What is this scoring a penalty of which u speak? If anyone sees one, or scores one, please post it somewhere so we can see what one might look like (that, if anyone asks, IS dripping sarcasm)
Give me a free kick 50/60 yards out over a pen anyday its much more likely to score
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