Captain

Shouldn't there be a captain armband?
Why? What advantage would a captain have? If it's just for the sake of having a captain not sure if it's worth the effort
It would be the guy who talks to the invisible sir. Wait, since the sir is invisible but clearly there, maybe the armband is already there as well!
Oh damm it my captain is most likely at the pub when i play no wonder why i give up so many penalities